Surprise surprise, the joke's on me again.

I wanted you to know.
I walked around a lot.
Wishing you were here to keep me from sleeping
with anyone who might
want me or even love.
Some guys have a beer and they'll do anything, anything, anything.

(...)

Love or not, I've always got ten guys on whom I can depend.
And if you're not mine, one less is nine. Get wise.